I'm finishing up a unit on Greek mythology and the Trojan war with my classes, and on the test, one of the essay questions was to explain the literary cause of the Trojan war - gods, goddesses, Helen of Troy, etc.
Here is one student's submission.
"Well, they all had this agreement that this princess would be with this one guy. But then, this other guy makes her fall in love with him, so everyone's like hey give her back, and he's all like no. The reason she dell in love with him is because if the guy said aprodity was the winner then he could have anybody."
The author? A seventeen year old boy, who wears army and camo gear every day, wrote his paper about Adolf Hitler being his hero and draws swastikas his arm.