The Raven

I'm so excited. I just got this tshirt today and yes, I'm fully aware that I'm acknowledging my own nerdiness, but that's okay, I think it's freakin' awesome! If you feel like embracing your inner Poe, you can get this shirt here

I felt that to really share my joy, I'd write a bit of a parody for Poe...(yes, I'm nuts, that's already been established. If you have any doubt, ask Enoch)

And so I sit here typing out, very glad I don't have gout

Watching Will set up a game to make his spelling not so lame

Ellie has a runny nose, mine's coming soon I do suppose

I got a new tshirt today, I feel so glad I've got to say

While I may seem a little weird, it's Poe - not me - who's to be feared

He wrote about a pit, a heart, how those of Usher fell apart

He was crazy in the head, no worries now - he is dead

Writing this shows I'm a nerd; but I know I've never heard

A raven above my entry door, calling out the name Lenore

Reading this may have been a chore, but I shall write it nevermore.